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2003.12.16

サンタのうんち

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さて、クリスマスですネ~と、いうワケでクリスマス★ネタを一つ!!
皆さんは、サンタクロースを信じていましたか?私は、少なくとも初めて「サンタって存在するのかな?」と思った6歳頃の時点で「サンタ=おばあちゃま」ということを知っていました。なぜなら、疑問に思い母に「サンタっているの?」と聞いたら「そんなのいる訳ないじゃない。おばあちゃまよ!」とバッサリ切り捨てられたんですねぇ~
だから、こんな人間が出来上がったんでしょうね(+_+) 幼児教育は大切です。

そんな、幼児の頃から乾ききっていた(干上がっていた)私の心を癒してくれたこの一品!!!!
サンタ様も「うんち」するんですね~しかも、コロコロしたヤツ(←便秘か?)。しかも、カラフルなヤツ(←ウキウキしたウンコだね!)。しかも、服着たままで(←垂れ流し?)・・・

この、スーパー商品「Pooping Santa(うんち中のサンタ)」はマテル社から4.99ドルで発売中です。パッケージには「さぁ、コレさえあれば一人ぼっちのクリスマスも楽しい気分ランランよぅ♪♪♪」と宣伝しとります。

その謳い文句・・・絶対間違ってます(@_@。 バカ★アメリカ!!

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クリスマスの日の朝、目が覚めると枕元にウンコたれてるサンタの人形が...。嫌がらせかっ!こんなものを与えられて、子どもはどういう顔をすればいいのだ...。便秘のうえに血便だし。かなりヤバイ。ひとりぼっちのクリスマスに内視鏡検診ごっこでもするか?

Posted by: ポップンポール | 2003.12.16 12:58 AM

爆笑!ポップンポールさんのナイス?なコメントにも笑い転げました。このサンタさんのうんちは、ガムっぽく見えますがお菓子になっていて食べられるとかではないんですか?って、食べたくないけど・・・背中のつまみみたいな所を開けて、うんちをいれてはお尻から出るという繰り返しの構造みたいですね。子供ってこういう遊び好きかもね!

Posted by: ぶんぶん | 2003.12.16 03:50 PM

ぶんぶんさん、食べられるかとはっ!わははは~ぁ!

気づかなかったな~。そうですよね。うんこして終わりのおもちゃじゃな。もう一回うんこをサンタにセットするのもなんだかねぇ。やっぱガムかキャンディですね。そうしましょう。ここはひとつ鼻つまんでサンタのうんこを食べましょう!それが正解のような気がする。そして食べ終わったら金魚の便器で出しましょう。それが食物連鎖だ!

サンタのパッケージにPooPooingって書いてあるのは、Pop'n Pollとしてはなんか親しみもてるな。蛇花火を肛門にさして遊ぶ子どもが絶対出てくる!オレならやる。

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