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2003.12.18

洗えるノートパソコン

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愛する人へのクリスマスプレゼントを未だに決まられないウブなアナタに朗報です!
世界最強のラップトップパソコン(ノートPC)「GO Book MAX」をご紹介しましょう。

ナント、このPCは「煮てヨシ!」「焼いてヨシ!!」「凍らせてヨシ!!!」「TOKYOタワーから落としてもヨシ(@_@。」
というSHARP様の「MURAMASA」も目を丸くするほど頑丈なパソコンなのです。
このスーパーPCを開発したItonix社の広報は「FBIの爆発物捜査隊やNYのテロリスト対策部隊によく売れております。」とのこと。政府関連で購入する場合は、CoBRA (Chemical Biological Response Aide)という6万もの化学物質が特定できる化学生物兵器対応プログラムがバンドルされてきます。ん~スバラシイ!アルカイダも真っ青ですネ。
で、一般家庭では?と言いますと、、、
「DVDドライブも後付できて、万が一キッチンの床に落としても問題なし。汚くなれば食器洗浄器!!で洗えばOK。ラップトップを落として数ヶ月分のデータが一瞬にして消えてしまう事を考えれば、この5000ドルは高くないわよ(^_^)v」と開発会社の弁。

まぁ、実際「100度のオーブンにぶち込んでも平気だった・・・」と言う壮絶なMSNのレビューを読めば誰でも欲しくなってしまいますネ・・・・
スペックもそれなりです。セントリーノ700MHZに無線LANなどが付いて55万程度です。
このご時世・・・絶対?後悔はさせません。スバラシイ商品です!!

ただ、この製品には致命的矛盾があります。
それは、このPCが壊れる状況に立った時!持ち主のアナタも壊れる(死亡★召される)のです!!
一蓮托生・・・「ゆりかごから墓場まで・・・」まさに一生モノです。

現在「イラク戦争」特需で生産が逼迫している状況とのこと。
ん~バカの境地!!

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おはこんちは!
このPCは安全が保障されないこの世の中、待ってました!と言わんばかりのシロモノですな。5,000ドル払ってgetして、どこまで壊れないかひたすら検証するのはオツです。

Posted by: com | 2003.12.18 10:45 AM

5000ドルって値段も壮絶ですねー。
なんか厚みも10年前のワープロ気取りだし。

…しかしたしかに東京タワーから落としても大丈夫なら人間の方が先に壊れるのは間違いないっすね…

((HDDの読み取り部とかどうやって保護してるんだろ…

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